Joey

Well here it is. My fond farewell before I pack up to the ol' kangaroo land. I hope to meet some Aborigines and eat a hot dog in their face. I'm gon' bungee jump and windsurf and crazy stuff like that. I'm mad you see. It should be really fun. I think I'll miss people but only until I start water-skiing.

Chapman, chill out about them DVDs. Take a chill pill.
Ben, sorry I couldn't see ya on Tuesday but the song I'm listening to is dedicated to you.
Luke, I'm so going to tell people Rambo could beat up Mad Max any day of the week.
Matt, I'm going to tell those Ozzies about Joyzipper despite the fact I have only heard that one song.
Chris, I hope you tape the Big Brother final for me. I want to see it.
Adam. Ah Adam, my old war hero. I'll sing the Wham rap for the entire third week.
Kate, I really hope they've heard of the O.C.
Ife, my Super Chocolate Bear. I'll miss your deadly wit.
COOPS! I'll miss all that emo stuff you do. EMO!
Fiona, try not to skip school so much. If it's any consolation I saw Meekings in Bexleyheath out with his wife and she is rough!
Cooke. Grow that beard mate. GROW IT!

I think that's about it. So ta ta all. See you in a month.